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eb57nx | All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them. | What is that glowing ball in the sky and why does it hurt my eyes? | 39,970 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eb57nx/all_my_life_my_parents_have_told_me_not_to_open/ | DayerethDdraigson | 1,576,446,247 | 358 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eb57nx/all_my_life_my_parents_have_told_me_not_to_open/ |
hqheyx | When the kidnapper made me guess where he kept my daughter, I went for the basement and he said "Correct!" allowing me to see her. | But when I found her severed head in there, I learned that every other choice would have been correct as well. | 36,086 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hqheyx/when_the_kidnapper_made_me_guess_where_he_kept_my/ | Nathan_is_writing | 1,594,654,524 | 256 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hqheyx/when_the_kidnapper_made_me_guess_where_he_kept_my/ |
girpmy | I have been working on stories to compete with the best on this sub but I'm finding it near impossible. | I'm beginning to think some of you are just making yours up. | 34,349 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/girpmy/i_have_been_working_on_stories_to_compete_with/ | TheBeardeding | 1,589,343,362 | 323 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/girpmy/i_have_been_working_on_stories_to_compete_with/ |
s4ntth | Whenever I considered killing myself to escape my parents' abuse, I'd just recite my mantra "you don't deserve to die". | Ironically, now that they are old, hungry, covered in bedsores, and begging to be put out of their misery, I still have the same mantra. | 33,556 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s4ntth/whenever_i_considered_killing_myself_to_escape_my/ | DragMeTacoBell | 1,642,263,664 | 439 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s4ntth/whenever_i_considered_killing_myself_to_escape_my/ |
fburn8 | ...she said last time, we're stuck in a time loop | Which really pisses me off because that's what... | 32,573 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fburn8/she_said_last_time_were_stuck_in_a_time_loop/ | Deiun | 1,583,072,960 | 358 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fburn8/she_said_last_time_were_stuck_in_a_time_loop/ |
hh4tqp | I framed the first letter I got as a police officer, from a woman thanking me after I'd supported her through her daughter's suicide. | I passed it in my hallway every day for nearly eight years before realising the handwriting was the same as on the girl's suicide note. | 29,420 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hh4tqp/i_framed_the_first_letter_i_got_as_a_police/ | From_Strange_Seeds | 1,593,303,573 | 328 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hh4tqp/i_framed_the_first_letter_i_got_as_a_police/ |
g2ppyc | "Now be careful, that line of rock salt is the only thing keeping them out," the man said, welcoming my group into his refuge. | "Sea salt," I clarified, "sea salt keeps us out." | 29,087 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g2ppyc/now_be_careful_that_line_of_rock_salt_is_the_only/ | bookseer | 1,587,077,671 | 365 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g2ppyc/now_be_careful_that_line_of_rock_salt_is_the_only/ |
d95xaz | My husband has been very upset with me since my failed suicide attempt | He’s crying nonstop and he won’t acknowledge me | 28,944 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/d95xaz/my_husband_has_been_very_upset_with_me_since_my/ | None | 1,569,429,838 | 309 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/d95xaz/my_husband_has_been_very_upset_with_me_since_my/ |
ww5tti | I was born blind but was lucky enough to have a loving mother who took care of my every need. | Imagine the betrayal I felt when a stitch slipped and a ray of light hit my eye for the first time. | 28,812 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ww5tti/i_was_born_blind_but_was_lucky_enough_to_have_a/ | None | 1,661,303,630 | 355 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ww5tti/i_was_born_blind_but_was_lucky_enough_to_have_a/ |
ge3hol | As I slit her throat, I looked in her unblinking eyes and realised too late that she wanted to live. | I knew it to be true because mirrors don't lie. | 28,376 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ge3hol/as_i_slit_her_throat_i_looked_in_her_unblinking/ | Mrrobot2303 | 1,588,704,221 | 354 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ge3hol/as_i_slit_her_throat_i_looked_in_her_unblinking/ |
euko3g | Please, take me instead! I scream, grabbing at the two men who took my child | “Sorry ma’am, children only” they said, as they continue loading up the last lifeboat on the ship. | 28,181 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/euko3g/please_take_me_instead_i_scream_grabbing_at_the/ | Tatsuya- | 1,580,110,080 | 306 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/euko3g/please_take_me_instead_i_scream_grabbing_at_the/ |
duilzr | So it turns out you can feel everything that happens to your body after death. | I suppose I should be flattered my husband still finds me attractive after all these years. | 27,222 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/duilzr/so_it_turns_out_you_can_feel_everything_that/ | Lycantthrope | 1,573,425,068 | 546 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/duilzr/so_it_turns_out_you_can_feel_everything_that/ |
hofrgl | Tinder is completely useless, and I don’t have a single match. | If I don’t find another way to start a campfire tonight, I’ll freeze to death. | 26,643 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hofrgl/tinder_is_completely_useless_and_i_dont_have_a/ | Crystal_Spammer | 1,594,344,261 | 233 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hofrgl/tinder_is_completely_useless_and_i_dont_have_a/ |
gyv8mg | The principal of my sons school called me at work today to tell me my son pushed another kid while on on a school excursion. | I initially thought that this hardly warranted a phone call, until I remembered that my sons excursion was to the Grand Canyon... | 26,258 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gyv8mg/the_principal_of_my_sons_school_called_me_at_work/ | None | 1,591,604,067 | 510 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gyv8mg/the_principal_of_my_sons_school_called_me_at_work/ |
fkq74i | When the tsunamis hit, most people were evacuated. | Feeling the trickle of water rise to my chin, I let go of the prison bars in bitter resentment. | 26,062 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fkq74i/when_the_tsunamis_hit_most_people_were_evacuated/ | ItalianQuagsire | 1,584,541,036 | 243 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fkq74i/when_the_tsunamis_hit_most_people_were_evacuated/ |
e96ks1 | For my last wish, I wished my dad to be alive again. | I stood atop his grave and smiled, imagining him screaming and clawing at his coffin lid as he did the two previous times I wished him back. | 25,965 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/e96ks1/for_my_last_wish_i_wished_my_dad_to_be_alive_again/ | MintClicker | 1,576,067,854 | 208 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/e96ks1/for_my_last_wish_i_wished_my_dad_to_be_alive_again/ |
gvbvyi | There's a serial rapist in my town who claims over 100 victims every year. | The fact that no one believes them makes me even more scared of her. | 25,962 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gvbvyi/theres_a_serial_rapist_in_my_town_who_claims_over/ | n_Butylamine | 1,591,119,675 | 588 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gvbvyi/theres_a_serial_rapist_in_my_town_who_claims_over/ |
fqa235 | “Ah, so it’s 2020” the time traveller said. | “Very early in from the looks of it,” he muttered under his breath | 25,786 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fqa235/ah_so_its_2020_the_time_traveller_said/ | M1ghty_boy | 1,585,357,049 | 672 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fqa235/ah_so_its_2020_the_time_traveller_said/ |
h90e95 | "Battery at 1%" | I looked at Earth one last time before my suit ran out of power | 25,158 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h90e95/battery_at_1/ | ABrawlStarsPlayer | 1,592,164,170 | 403 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h90e95/battery_at_1/ |
e2g97v | It's been almost a decade since I last saw my mother. | And she still reminds me every day that if I misbehave again she'll take my hearing too. | 25,121 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/e2g97v/its_been_almost_a_decade_since_i_last_saw_my/ | EarthMarsUranus | 1,574,862,605 | 148 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/e2g97v/its_been_almost_a_decade_since_i_last_saw_my/ |
dq4ohc | They say you die once when you stop breathing and a second time when someone says your name for the last time | Sitting alone in my dilapidated apartment for years now, I realize its not always in that order. | 24,498 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/dq4ohc/they_say_you_die_once_when_you_stop_breathing_and/ | Nizzlebomb | 1,572,617,124 | 286 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/dq4ohc/they_say_you_die_once_when_you_stop_breathing_and/ |
gbmh17 | Yesterday I visited my boyfriend, who was serving a life sentence in prison. | As I watched that asshole shaking and pissing himself with fear, I knew he finally regretted beating me to death. | 24,458 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gbmh17/yesterday_i_visited_my_boyfriend_who_was_serving/ | None | 1,588,354,313 | 359 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gbmh17/yesterday_i_visited_my_boyfriend_who_was_serving/ |
glip94 | My grandmother died giving birth to my mother, who died giving birth to me. | As I feel my consciousness slip away, I pray that my baby is a boy. | 24,013 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/glip94/my_grandmother_died_giving_birth_to_my_mother_who/ | somecallmenonny | 1,589,734,118 | 294 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/glip94/my_grandmother_died_giving_birth_to_my_mother_who/ |
gagul8 | They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us. | It's been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do *not* have that sense. | 23,940 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gagul8/they_say_we_have_a_primal_sense_that_we_can_just/ | Platinum_Latinum1 | 1,588,191,630 | 267 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gagul8/they_say_we_have_a_primal_sense_that_we_can_just/ |
hizmc8 | I laid paralyzed, patiently waiting for the curse to be lifted by a true love’s kiss |
When the prince came, he tore away my dress with lust and I realized I was never meant to be saved. | 23,431 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hizmc8/i_laid_paralyzed_patiently_waiting_for_the_curse/ | None | 1,593,562,572 | 379 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hizmc8/i_laid_paralyzed_patiently_waiting_for_the_curse/ |
elxj0q | Bullets flew through the mall, ripping clothes to shreds. | In the chaos, no one noticed the mannequins bleeding. | 22,964 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/elxj0q/bullets_flew_through_the_mall_ripping_clothes_to/ | proffessorbiscuit | 1,578,511,855 | 200 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/elxj0q/bullets_flew_through_the_mall_ripping_clothes_to/ |
f98qxz | Here I am: trying my best to swim while slowly bleeding to death as I see the boat sailing away. | "What do they even need my fins for?" | 22,669 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f98qxz/here_i_am_trying_my_best_to_swim_while_slowly/ | Zjoriek | 1,582,629,209 | 221 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f98qxz/here_i_am_trying_my_best_to_swim_while_slowly/ |
gz89un | Daddy made me sit in the chair while he tied a string from my tooth to the doorknob. | Before he slammed the door, he said "Tell me where Mommy went, and we can stop doing this." | 22,616 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gz89un/daddy_made_me_sit_in_the_chair_while_he_tied_a/ | palad | 1,591,650,716 | 273 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gz89un/daddy_made_me_sit_in_the_chair_while_he_tied_a/ |
febnvh | I frantically ran to Walmart's customer service to pick up my son who got lost in the store | "Nice try sir, his father already picked him up" | 22,617 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/febnvh/i_frantically_ran_to_walmarts_customer_service_to/ | juicylips336 | 1,583,490,838 | 238 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/febnvh/i_frantically_ran_to_walmarts_customer_service_to/ |
if21ws | I look at my father's head on the wall, knowing that he'll finally be proud of me today. | Then I look back at the terrified hunter and sink my antlers into his chest. | 22,319 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/if21ws/i_look_at_my_fathers_head_on_the_wall_knowing/ | Nathan_is_writing | 1,598,184,437 | 273 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/if21ws/i_look_at_my_fathers_head_on_the_wall_knowing/ |
davq69 | After her best friend Julia committed suicide, my daughter Sara started a charity in her honor to combat cyber bullying. | While it took a lot of work to finally push Julia over the edge, my husband and I are just so happy that Sara can add this activity to her college applications. | 22,249 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/davq69/after_her_best_friend_julia_committed_suicide_my/ | ace250 | 1,569,766,873 | 187 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/davq69/after_her_best_friend_julia_committed_suicide_my/ |
144r5xn | When I was a toddler, a drug-addled homeless woman ran up to my father, ripped me from his embrace, and sprinted away. | She knew she couldn’t physically stop my father from jumping off the overpass, but thanks to her, I didn’t die with him. | 22,115 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/144r5xn/when_i_was_a_toddler_a_drugaddled_homeless_woman/ | christinequizmachine | 1,686,273,292 | 277 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/144r5xn/when_i_was_a_toddler_a_drugaddled_homeless_woman/ |
fdnnw7 | I promised my wife that when I return from the war, we'd sit down and rewatch the movie from our first date. | But now she's dying in the hospital, all because she wanted to make popcorn. | 21,945 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fdnnw7/i_promised_my_wife_that_when_i_return_from_the/ | TipsSlight | 1,583,372,308 | 282 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fdnnw7/i_promised_my_wife_that_when_i_return_from_the/ |
gx4bwf | After giving birth I asked when the young redhead nurse will be back with my baby | There’s apparently no nurses working here by that description. | 21,812 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gx4bwf/after_giving_birth_i_asked_when_the_young_redhead/ | MaleficentFun5 | 1,591,362,797 | 160 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gx4bwf/after_giving_birth_i_asked_when_the_young_redhead/ |
be7phx | “I forgot to grab something, I’ll be right back,” said Mom. | As she rounded the corner, out of sight, the cashier began ringing up our groceries. | 21,638 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/be7phx/i_forgot_to_grab_something_ill_be_right_back_said/ | undflight | 1,555,507,120 | 167 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/be7phx/i_forgot_to_grab_something_ill_be_right_back_said/ |
s7yphf | I was so devastated when I came home and found my wife in bed with another man that I left without saying a word. | It wasn't until the day after when I finally returned that I noticed the lock on the back door was broken. | 21,605 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s7yphf/i_was_so_devastated_when_i_came_home_and_found_my/ | None | 1,642,621,724 | 321 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s7yphf/i_was_so_devastated_when_i_came_home_and_found_my/ |
in9obg | In his last days, Grandpa would weep and rave about the fires of Hell, and I wondered how such a good man could fear such a thing. | After the funeral I found the photographs, and learned for the first time that his days in Buchenwald had not been spent as a prisoner. | 21,591 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/in9obg/in_his_last_days_grandpa_would_weep_and_rave/ | RaptureInRed | 1,599,342,267 | 262 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/in9obg/in_his_last_days_grandpa_would_weep_and_rave/ |
giah7f | My wife told me she thinks that she is going mad as she keeps hearing voices in our house | After she committed suicide my girlfriend helped me remove all the hidden speakers from around the house | 21,500 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/giah7f/my_wife_told_me_she_thinks_that_she_is_going_mad/ | sugar-soad | 1,589,287,308 | 250 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/giah7f/my_wife_told_me_she_thinks_that_she_is_going_mad/ |
f5h46v | I didn't understand his sexual attraction to me. | I tried to tell his wife, but it's not like she could understand my barking. | 21,406 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f5h46v/i_didnt_understand_his_sexual_attraction_to_me/ | None | 1,581,979,038 | 349 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f5h46v/i_didnt_understand_his_sexual_attraction_to_me/ |
j7h6pt | I used to hate the sound of crickets outside the lonely farmhouse. | Now every time they go silent I know that thing is passing by, and I pray for them to chirp again. | 21,336 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j7h6pt/i_used_to_hate_the_sound_of_crickets_outside_the/ | IknowKarazy | 1,602,177,478 | 201 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j7h6pt/i_used_to_hate_the_sound_of_crickets_outside_the/ |
hsx8a7 | "It seems you have discovered an entirely new type of termite". | The doctor turned around with the x-rays; "this also explains the 'aching' you've been feeling in your bones". | 21,300 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hsx8a7/it_seems_you_have_discovered_an_entirely_new_type/ | JokerCrowe | 1,594,998,216 | 231 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hsx8a7/it_seems_you_have_discovered_an_entirely_new_type/ |
hdsb2i | I put up some pretty solid posts last night, but I woke up this morning and noticed that almost all of them got taken down. | I can’t help but wonder, *If they made it past the fence this easy, who’s to say they aren’t already inside?* | 21,101 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hdsb2i/i_put_up_some_pretty_solid_posts_last_night_but_i/ | squanto420sqanching | 1,592,832,381 | 220 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hdsb2i/i_put_up_some_pretty_solid_posts_last_night_but_i/ |
fgu6sm | The sound of my son calling for my help grew fainter and fainter. | As the batteries in my hearing aides died, I realized it would soon be impossible for me to find him in time. | 21,050 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fgu6sm/the_sound_of_my_son_calling_for_my_help_grew/ | minithemermaid | 1,583,917,220 | 135 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fgu6sm/the_sound_of_my_son_calling_for_my_help_grew/ |
tdi8mo | “911, what’s your emergency?” I asked, and listened to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the end of the line. | “I think my daddy wants to kill me” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice. | 21,031 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tdi8mo/911_whats_your_emergency_i_asked_and_listened_to/ | _Kimmiee_ | 1,647,210,342 | 271 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/tdi8mo/911_whats_your_emergency_i_asked_and_listened_to/ |
fh74ms | I'm going to have to leave this sub. | The crew looked on in terror as their captain opened the hatch at a depth of 2000 feet. | 20,991 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fh74ms/im_going_to_have_to_leave_this_sub/ | EarthMarsUranus | 1,583,971,407 | 287 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fh74ms/im_going_to_have_to_leave_this_sub/ |
g2d5qp | After I killed myself to escape my tormentor, I lost all my memories as I was reincarnated in a new body. | The mother held her newborn child in her arms and said: "Did you think you could get away *that* easily?" | 20,975 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g2d5qp/after_i_killed_myself_to_escape_my_tormentor_i/ | None | 1,587,036,376 | 255 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g2d5qp/after_i_killed_myself_to_escape_my_tormentor_i/ |
eawlvn | My dad told me that his flashlight could kill any monster. | When I told him about what uncle Jack had been doing to my sister, he made sure to demonstrate. | 20,958 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eawlvn/my_dad_told_me_that_his_flashlight_could_kill_any/ | AfroJoo | 1,576,398,829 | 205 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eawlvn/my_dad_told_me_that_his_flashlight_could_kill_any/ |
gj45ni | I love going to the beach and watching the difference between the low and high tides. | Although this tide has been very low for quite some time. | 20,958 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gj45ni/i_love_going_to_the_beach_and_watching_the/ | VenoStoat | 1,589,393,123 | 285 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gj45ni/i_love_going_to_the_beach_and_watching_the/ |
c0ykfl | I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing. |
It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little. | 20,855 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/c0ykfl/i_decided_to_kill_off_a_few_characters_in_the/ | Killroy137 | 1,560,612,977 | 129 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/c0ykfl/i_decided_to_kill_off_a_few_characters_in_the/ |
wi2v8m | When I travelled back in time, my past-self asked with tentative hope, "When does it get better?" | I couldn't think of how to answer without breaking his heart, but as I began to fade out of existence, I realized my hesitation gave him everything he needed to know. | 20,812 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wi2v8m/when_i_travelled_back_in_time_my_pastself_asked/ | Superpenguin104 | 1,659,833,330 | 353 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wi2v8m/when_i_travelled_back_in_time_my_pastself_asked/ |
rb3nig | "That was the police telling me my brother, Tyler, was found dead in his apartment this morning," I told my boyfriend, my breath shaking with shock and grief. | My boyfriend threw his arms around me in loving embrace and angrily said, "what kind of sick psycho would shoot a decent guy like Tyler?" | 20,796 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rb3nig/that_was_the_police_telling_me_my_brother_tyler/ | None | 1,638,897,559 | 296 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rb3nig/that_was_the_police_telling_me_my_brother_tyler/ |
gme8ff | Trapped and starving in a World War I trench, I gave my last ration to my best friend and partner. | Adolf seems so passionate about having a future in politics, it would be wrong to let him die. | 20,363 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gme8ff/trapped_and_starving_in_a_world_war_i_trench_i/ | None | 1,589,849,137 | 277 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gme8ff/trapped_and_starving_in_a_world_war_i_trench_i/ |
s5m3ay | “Okay Larry, for this underwater scene, Julia will be pretending to drown, but will hold up three fingers when she needs air.” | “Okay Julia, if you need air during your underwater scene, just wave your hands, and Larry will hand you the scuba mask.” | 20,121 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s5m3ay/okay_larry_for_this_underwater_scene_julia_will/ | JayeKimZ | 1,642,368,505 | 333 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s5m3ay/okay_larry_for_this_underwater_scene_julia_will/ |
h0i6in | “It’s okay, darling, the new babysitter is here to put you to bed,” my mother said as she hugged me and smiled at the young woman behind her. | I’m surprised she couldn’t feel me shaking as I looked upon the face that I’d been seeing outside my window for weeks. | 20,015 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h0i6in/its_okay_darling_the_new_babysitter_is_here_to/ | tinyarmtrex88 | 1,591,817,346 | 278 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h0i6in/its_okay_darling_the_new_babysitter_is_here_to/ |
gom3sn | As I felt the knife run down my skin, I felt oddly happy. | Well it wasn’t *my* skin yet. | 19,951 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gom3sn/as_i_felt_the_knife_run_down_my_skin_i_felt_oddly/ | None | 1,590,163,562 | 221 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gom3sn/as_i_felt_the_knife_run_down_my_skin_i_felt_oddly/ |
jsuw1d | When the old gypsy woman told me that I would die “at the stroke of midnight” I was skeptical but decided to stay up anyway. | As left side of my body went completely numb, I realized that English was probably not her first language... | 19,763 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jsuw1d/when_the_old_gypsy_woman_told_me_that_i_would_die/ | RedPanther18 | 1,605,189,009 | 277 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jsuw1d/when_the_old_gypsy_woman_told_me_that_i_would_die/ |
w9zs6q | "Genie, I wish there was enough food on this Earth that no one ever had to go hungry." | "Granted," he replied with a laugh, but nothing changed. | 19,687 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/w9zs6q/genie_i_wish_there_was_enough_food_on_this_earth/ | derf_vader | 1,658,981,953 | 465 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/w9zs6q/genie_i_wish_there_was_enough_food_on_this_earth/ |
f6suzt | I've been chained here for a week, suffering under the scorching sun with no food or water, and I'm beginning to the fear the worst. | Maybe I'm not such a *good boi* after all. | 19,627 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f6suzt/ive_been_chained_here_for_a_week_suffering_under/ | None | 1,582,204,280 | 577 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f6suzt/ive_been_chained_here_for_a_week_suffering_under/ |
ifyn00 | Unable to move I could only look at my killer. | In a fit of childish curiosity my two year old pulled the plug. | 19,612 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ifyn00/unable_to_move_i_could_only_look_at_my_killer/ | CottenballVonDot | 1,598,305,432 | 137 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ifyn00/unable_to_move_i_could_only_look_at_my_killer/ |
qnzup9 | I roll my eyes as another unskippable ad plays on the small screen in my father’s hospital room. | “Please Resume Eye Contact With The Advertisement Immediately To Continue Using The Complimentary Life Support Service.” | 19,592 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qnzup9/i_roll_my_eyes_as_another_unskippable_ad_plays_on/ | FairyWhisper | 1,636,203,989 | 258 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qnzup9/i_roll_my_eyes_as_another_unskippable_ad_plays_on/ |
hcpr7b | Through the orphanage it crept silently in the darkness, killing the children in their sleep as they dreamed of better lives with new parents. | It was later learned that the stealthy and dreaded murderer could have been stopped by simply replacing the 9-volt battery in the carbon monoxide detector. | 19,592 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hcpr7b/through_the_orphanage_it_crept_silently_in_the/ | None | 1,592,672,682 | 252 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hcpr7b/through_the_orphanage_it_crept_silently_in_the/ |
iqn4xd | My last girlfriend always got creeped out by the 14 'weird' dolls I kept on display. | I have a new girlfriend now, and she wants me to throw out all 15 of the 'disturbingly lifelike' dolls. | 19,548 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iqn4xd/my_last_girlfriend_always_got_creeped_out_by_the/ | abskkr24 | 1,599,815,699 | 336 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iqn4xd/my_last_girlfriend_always_got_creeped_out_by_the/ |
sdc3m2 | After being satisfied that I learned as much information as I could on every topic under the sun, I unfroze time after many years. | Guilt ripped into me the moment the first person I encountered sobbed that they were conscious the whole time. | 19,527 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/sdc3m2/after_being_satisfied_that_i_learned_as_much/ | safetysheep | 1,643,220,068 | 303 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/sdc3m2/after_being_satisfied_that_i_learned_as_much/ |
gatf4p | "The tests are negative, you are not pregnant", the doctor said. | "I have no idea what the thing in your body is." | 19,509 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gatf4p/the_tests_are_negative_you_are_not_pregnant_the/ | SynthsinTrenchcoats | 1,588,243,789 | 135 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gatf4p/the_tests_are_negative_you_are_not_pregnant_the/ |
k1hpgi | “Your wife picked up your kids half an hour ago, sir.” | I rushed out so fast I didn’t tell the school that I didn’t have a wife, and I began to cry as I realized I was finally free of those filthy animals. | 19,377 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/k1hpgi/your_wife_picked_up_your_kids_half_an_hour_ago_sir/ | FurryFoxTrash68 | 1,606,406,529 | 218 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/k1hpgi/your_wife_picked_up_your_kids_half_an_hour_ago_sir/ |
g70n6o | “Good girl,” I murmured to my beloved dog as the first tears slid down my face. | I didn’t think her little teeth would hurt this bad, but its been three days since I fell, and there’s no need for us both to starve. | 19,364 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g70n6o/good_girl_i_murmured_to_my_beloved_dog_as_the/ | calyank1184 | 1,587,697,032 | 299 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g70n6o/good_girl_i_murmured_to_my_beloved_dog_as_the/ |
smszrm | I used my first wish to become a billionaire, and I used my second one to find out what happens after death. | I was planning to use my 3rd wish to free my genie, but instead I used it to become immortal. | 19,340 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/smszrm/i_used_my_first_wish_to_become_a_billionaire_and/ | None | 1,644,248,082 | 404 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/smszrm/i_used_my_first_wish_to_become_a_billionaire_and/ |
fph8mp | The last thing the boy ever did was cry out for his mommy. | Never *me*, always his fucking *mommy-* that's all the vindication I needed. | 19,290 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fph8mp/the_last_thing_the_boy_ever_did_was_cry_out_for/ | mydadsnameisharold | 1,585,248,727 | 158 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fph8mp/the_last_thing_the_boy_ever_did_was_cry_out_for/ |
s2fzgs | "Finally, I have the house to myself.", the boy said when he threw himself on the couch. | Pinocchio's dread grew as fast as his nose did when the words left his mouth | 19,282 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s2fzgs/finally_i_have_the_house_to_myself_the_boy_said/ | Vanadium_CoffeeCup | 1,642,019,152 | 58 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s2fzgs/finally_i_have_the_house_to_myself_the_boy_said/ |
i5yyvr | Truth be told, I didn’t divorce my husband because of the countless photos of his mistresses’ tits I found in his phone. | I divorced him because they weren’t attached to a body. | 19,286 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i5yyvr/truth_be_told_i_didnt_divorce_my_husband_because/ | honeylemon14 | 1,596,892,651 | 179 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i5yyvr/truth_be_told_i_didnt_divorce_my_husband_because/ |
h99wo1 | I kept reminding the little boy that he was going to meet spongebob. | He eventually stopped crying and even helped me tie the bricks to his feet. | 19,223 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h99wo1/i_kept_reminding_the_little_boy_that_he_was_going/ | 86-Everything | 1,592,199,565 | 247 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/h99wo1/i_kept_reminding_the_little_boy_that_he_was_going/ |
iavvhr | “I’ve always had the supernatural ability to know where someone was by looking at a photo of them. | So it pained me to tell the mother of a missing child that her daughter was in several different places.” | 19,153 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iavvhr/ive_always_had_the_supernatural_ability_to_know/ | ashersladegregory | 1,597,597,083 | 303 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iavvhr/ive_always_had_the_supernatural_ability_to_know/ |
ib8a34 | I was devastated when my beautiful niece was chosen as this harvest’s virgin sacrifice. | I fucking doomed us all. | 19,147 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ib8a34/i_was_devastated_when_my_beautiful_niece_was/ | PurpleAngel23 | 1,597,642,436 | 402 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ib8a34/i_was_devastated_when_my_beautiful_niece_was/ |
fckb98 | Not only have we implanted a lifetime of human memories into this rat but we can now monitor what it's thinking. | It appears to think it's reading the second line of a two sentence story on reddit right now. | 19,123 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fckb98/not_only_have_we_implanted_a_lifetime_of_human/ | None | 1,583,188,211 | 289 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fckb98/not_only_have_we_implanted_a_lifetime_of_human/ |
j5i583 | "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" | I said, as I slowly ripped out his dental implant. | 19,083 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j5i583/thanks_for_the_gold_kind_stranger/ | None | 1,601,899,425 | 140 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j5i583/thanks_for_the_gold_kind_stranger/ |
gddwtk | I've always wanted to be a writer, but my family always berated me and told me not to quit my day job. | As I stand here with tears in my eyes, a trash bin full of disappointment, and a noose around my neck, I hope this last letter they get from me is finally good enough for them. | 19,058 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gddwtk/ive_always_wanted_to_be_a_writer_but_my_family/ | CandlelightPod | 1,588,607,020 | 259 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gddwtk/ive_always_wanted_to_be_a_writer_but_my_family/ |
jnfad3 | "I didn't want a baby brother, so I returned him," the girl proudly told her parents. | Outside, the marabou stork pulled flesh greedily from the small carcass lying at its feet. | 19,038 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jnfad3/i_didnt_want_a_baby_brother_so_i_returned_him_the/ | normancrane | 1,604,426,570 | 164 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jnfad3/i_didnt_want_a_baby_brother_so_i_returned_him_the/ |
ufyjee | Out of sheer boredom I turned on the radio in my kidnapper's basement, only to hear that he had been arrested the day before. | I thought they were still searching for me, but then I heard my own voice saying how much I was glad to finally be found. | 19,010 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ufyjee/out_of_sheer_boredom_i_turned_on_the_radio_in_my/ | KangarooDense | 1,651,406,906 | 215 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ufyjee/out_of_sheer_boredom_i_turned_on_the_radio_in_my/ |
dlylxn | I could only watch and scream as the murderers held my little boy down and forced the slow-acting poison into his bloodstream. | Unable to take it anymore, I rip out the syringe and furiously look through my bag for his essential oils. | 18,945 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/dlylxn/i_could_only_watch_and_scream_as_the_murderers/ | None | 1,571,833,845 | 219 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/dlylxn/i_could_only_watch_and_scream_as_the_murderers/ |
hm9hab | I started tearing up as I walked down the aisle to marry my future husband. | I just wish there was another way to regain my family's honor than marrying my attacker. | 18,928 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hm9hab/i_started_tearing_up_as_i_walked_down_the_aisle/ | reddiperson1 | 1,594,048,527 | 194 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hm9hab/i_started_tearing_up_as_i_walked_down_the_aisle/ |
i4wv7g | I was furious when I found out my daughter is a drug addict, I immediately took the drugs away and grounded her. | Doesn't she know there's no such thing as "depression" and you can find happiness in Jesus? | 18,925 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i4wv7g/i_was_furious_when_i_found_out_my_daughter_is_a/ | None | 1,596,737,373 | 381 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i4wv7g/i_was_furious_when_i_found_out_my_daughter_is_a/ |
f8limk | The new medication worked and the internal voices that always told me what to do went silent. | "Kill them all", I thought, and this time nobody argued back. | 18,448 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f8limk/the_new_medication_worked_and_the_internal_voices/ | None | 1,582,517,075 | 169 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f8limk/the_new_medication_worked_and_the_internal_voices/ |
hlzl0t | My bullies surrounded me, sneering and taunting as they yanked my cap off. | I cried and screamed, but they didn't stop as they moved to my other knee. | 18,417 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hlzl0t/my_bullies_surrounded_me_sneering_and_taunting_as/ | SightseeingHermit | 1,594,003,700 | 303 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hlzl0t/my_bullies_surrounded_me_sneering_and_taunting_as/ |
pvrjad | When I came home from war, my mother opened the door to me and said, "It's good to see both of you again." | Confused, I reminded her that my brother didn't survive, but then I heard his voice saying, "You can see him too?" | 18,380 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/pvrjad/when_i_came_home_from_war_my_mother_opened_the/ | KangarooDense | 1,632,653,242 | 171 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/pvrjad/when_i_came_home_from_war_my_mother_opened_the/ |
10qexej | On our first date, and all she been talking about is her psychotic ex-husband. | All I can think about is God, my plastic surgeon is fucking good. | 18,336 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10qexej/on_our_first_date_and_all_she_been_talking_about/ | Accomplished_Wolf400 | 1,675,210,100 | 156 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10qexej/on_our_first_date_and_all_she_been_talking_about/ |
flcmjp | I tried to stifle my cough, before finally hearing someone say "The doctor will see you now" | I greeted the patient with a smile. | 18,233 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/flcmjp/i_tried_to_stifle_my_cough_before_finally_hearing/ | ItalianQuagsire | 1,584,634,395 | 230 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/flcmjp/i_tried_to_stifle_my_cough_before_finally_hearing/ |
f25elx | The prick who murdered my son is a mod on here. | \[removed\] | 18,214 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f25elx/the_prick_who_murdered_my_son_is_a_mod_on_here/ | Solomonperson1 | 1,581,408,737 | 308 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f25elx/the_prick_who_murdered_my_son_is_a_mod_on_here/ |
j11xut | My company has created conscious AIs 47 times smarter than humans. | We can never learn too much, because they keep immediately committing suicide. | 18,051 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j11xut/my_company_has_created_conscious_ais_47_times/ | WhiteRat43 | 1,601,252,343 | 271 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j11xut/my_company_has_created_conscious_ais_47_times/ |
wuy1et | UPDATE: AITA for leaving after my husband broke my wrist for not cleaning? | He apologized, told me he loves me, and promised it wouldn't happen again, so I'm happy to report I am going back home! | 18,033 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wuy1et/update_aita_for_leaving_after_my_husband_broke_my/ | BlondieMcEyepatch | 1,661,185,367 | 324 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/wuy1et/update_aita_for_leaving_after_my_husband_broke_my/ |
d2snq1 | I must admit, lucid dreaming really is as amazing as people say. | But after 2 years, i'd like to wake up again. | 18,010 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/d2snq1/i_must_admit_lucid_dreaming_really_is_as_amazing/ | None | 1,568,218,646 | 523 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/d2snq1/i_must_admit_lucid_dreaming_really_is_as_amazing/ |
jaegam | A guy just ran up to me while screaming that somebody had locked him in a basement, blindfolded him, and starved him for days. | You should’ve seen the look of absolute horror on his face when he recognized my voice. | 17,880 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jaegam/a_guy_just_ran_up_to_me_while_screaming_that/ | Roborob03 | 1,602,599,114 | 152 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jaegam/a_guy_just_ran_up_to_me_while_screaming_that/ |
igoihu | "Here comes that rock-throwing little shit from up the street," the first bird said. | "I wouldn't worry--he's only got one stone," the second bird replied. | 17,832 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/igoihu/here_comes_that_rockthrowing_little_shit_from_up/ | two_sentence_critic | 1,598,401,295 | 157 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/igoihu/here_comes_that_rockthrowing_little_shit_from_up/ |
iv6htz | I gripped the diamond ring with my left hand and the grenade's pin with my right. | Whatever her answer, we'll be spending the rest of our lives together. | 17,807 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iv6htz/i_gripped_the_diamond_ring_with_my_left_hand_and/ | bradshak | 1,600,437,259 | 240 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iv6htz/i_gripped_the_diamond_ring_with_my_left_hand_and/ |
mqnira | I screamed, ran out of my room, and yelled "Dad I saw a huge spider, can you come kill it?" | I hoped the man standing in my closet didn't notice that I saw him, or realize the fact that I was actually home alone. | 17,667 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mqnira/i_screamed_ran_out_of_my_room_and_yelled_dad_i/ | BuddyTube | 1,618,395,034 | 210 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mqnira/i_screamed_ran_out_of_my_room_and_yelled_dad_i/ |
btagin | After being forced to starve and live naked in the woods for years, my wife and I finally found the courage to steal some food from the man who had been torturing us. | I felt my heart sink as a thundering voice shook the Earth, saying "Adam, what have you done..." | 17,636 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/btagin/after_being_forced_to_starve_and_live_naked_in/ | billbill5 | 1,558,890,971 | 165 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/btagin/after_being_forced_to_starve_and_live_naked_in/ |
iys9ig | "Do you see now there's nothing to be afraid of?" mom asked as she emerged from my closet. | "Yes mommy," I lied, noticing her mole was now on the left. | 17,600 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iys9ig/do_you_see_now_theres_nothing_to_be_afraid_of_mom/ | pandajedi | 1,600,930,324 | 192 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iys9ig/do_you_see_now_theres_nothing_to_be_afraid_of_mom/ |
j8k5if | If the thing notices you, don't worry, there is a gun in the backpack in the kitchen. | However it only has one bullet, so make sure to aim for your *forehead* , just to be sure. | 17,592 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j8k5if/if_the_thing_notices_you_dont_worry_there_is_a/ | memeaddict69reeee | 1,602,335,184 | 345 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/j8k5if/if_the_thing_notices_you_dont_worry_there_is_a/ |
gvplpy | They say that everytime you learn somthing, a new wrinkle apears on your brain. | After some investigation, I was angry to find out that my students didnt learn anything from my lessons. | 17,565 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gvplpy/they_say_that_everytime_you_learn_somthing_a_new/ | None | 1,591,170,802 | 117 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gvplpy/they_say_that_everytime_you_learn_somthing_a_new/ |
jq8quj | I've climbed Everest dozens of times but I've never made it to the summit. | I've begun using my own corpses as trail markers, attempting to reach the top before I freeze to death again. | 17,535 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jq8quj/ive_climbed_everest_dozens_of_times_but_ive_never/ | PointlessPoem | 1,604,826,409 | 292 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jq8quj/ive_climbed_everest_dozens_of_times_but_ive_never/ |
hzf40q | I shined my flashlight over the cabinet of porcelin dolls. | Their pupils contracted. | 17,512 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hzf40q/i_shined_my_flashlight_over_the_cabinet_of/ | None | 1,595,944,680 | 259 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hzf40q/i_shined_my_flashlight_over_the_cabinet_of/ |
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